NEW NEW BERLIN! & NevADA ART FAIR
Saturday, August 23rd, 2014 - Saturday, October 25th, 2014
By William Powhida & Jade Townsend
Curated by Janet Phelps
Opening Reception Saturday August 23rd from 6-9pm
NevADA Art Fair
New New Berlin
August 23rd - October 25th, 2014
"We're saying buy everything at > $10,000 at NevADA. We'll let you know when it's time to liquidate!"
The directors of NevADA Art Fair  are pleased to announce the inaugural edition located in New New Berlin, a booming artistic center on the Gulf Coast of Texas . We are excited to present some of the hottest trends in contemporary art from the Neomodern revival currently sweeping MFA programs across the globe. Showcasing the works from a select group of avant-garde MFA students , NevADA is excited to offer new entry points into the fast-growing art market for the discerning collector.
We invite you to experience Texas' newest art fair at the Vernissage on Saturday August 23rd, 2014 from 6pm - 9pm. Situated in the heart of downtown New New Berlin  at the beautiful Galveston Artist Residency, NevADA is set to bring cutting-edge culture to this promising artistic community. The opening party has been carefully designed to capture the excitement of the wild, wooly-west atmosphere of today's art market. All guests who wear Western-inspired attire will receive a VIP card and free admission to the party .
Please join us in celebrating the opening of NevADA along with local residents of New New Berlin and our generous sponsors: New New Berlin Development and Le Banco des Vertrauens. Representatives from NNBD will be offering guided tours of their amazing new gated-communities and representatives from Le Banco des Vertrauens are ready to offer on-demand mortgages for everyone. Take this opportunity to speak with them about their new art investment opportunities in convenient off-shore accounts.
Come for the cutting-edge artwork and stay for the possibilities of New New Berlin -- you may never want to leave!
For additional information or press packets please contact Janet Phelps at email@example.com or the Galveston Artist Residency at firstname.lastname@example.org.
 This is not a real art fair, but there will be an art fair with GUNS! Paintball guns, but still GUNS! It's Texas bitch.
 It's actually located in Galveston at the GAR. New New Berlin is inspired by Bill Arning's quote that Houston is the "new Berlin," which we could not disagree with more.
 All works depicted are the product of William Powhida and Jade Townsend inspired by the waves of shit flooding the art market.
 This might be the exhibition and will remain open through October 25th if you can't make the opening.
 This is absolutely true! Bring your Stetsons, cowboy boots, and line-dancing dresses! Free booze for people in costume.